2007-01-06

When I'm Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed Location | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

When I'm Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed Location, by Dick Cheney | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:
I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have my undisclosed location. I think I'd go crazy. When life gets to be too much and you really want to mull things over, it's good to have a place beneath 500 feet of solid rock where you can be alone in Secret Service-protected peace and quiet.

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