I think we need a national day called "Answer the Opposite Day." Basically, every time someone calls up with a poll about who you are going to vote for, you just answer the opposite. Undecided people can just pick a candidate at random.
Now, many people will rejoice in national "Answer the Opposite Day" but not everyone will.
That means the pollsters will have no idea what's going on.
Watching the candidates scramble based on polls with an error rate of +/- 20% should be hilarious.
I nominate tomorrow, Sunday, October 31st, as the first annual "Answer the Opposite Day."
Thank you.
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